Lonely People in my pants

I’ve whipped out my trusty ‘I’m sorry. Are you speaking? Can’t you see these buds shoved deep in my ear canals signifying my total lack of interest in anything you might have to say unless you can do so in song and with cowbell o’plenty’ iPod.  Since my pants could use some excitement, I am whoring them out to a random smattering of tunes.  alejna, paramour of pants, posted a catchy little meme a while back wherein you shuffle your tunes and slap down the first however many song titles with “in my pants” tagged on the end.  It’s the fortune cookie of memes.

To add to the realism of this meme, I’m actually wearing pants.  I never wear pants this hour of the day.  All for you, sweets.  Now, let’s see what’s a happenin’ in my pants.

1. Waiting in Vain in my pants – Bob Marley and the Wailers
2. Cry in my pants – Johnnie Ray and the Four Lads
3. Everybody Loves a Carnival in my pants – Fatboy Slim
4. I’m Only Sleeping in my pants – The Beatles
5. Can’t Go Back to Jersey in my pants – G. Love
6. Ebony Eyes in my pants – Stevie Wonder
7. Freedom Flight in my pants – Shuggie Otis
8. Less Than You Think in my pants – Wilco
9. Don’t Let the Man Get You Down in my pants – Fatboy Slim
10. Body Language in my pants – Queen
11. So Say I in my pants – The Shins
12. Love For Sale in my pants – Fine Young Cannibals
13. Verb: That’s What’s Happening in my pants – Moby
14. Fool’s Hall of Fame in my pants – Johnny Cash
15. Smile in my pants – Lyle Lovett
16. Some Unholy War in my pants – Amy Winehouse
17. Never Coming Home in my pants – Sting
18. The Losing in my pants – The Pretenders
19. Lay My Burden Down in my pants – Larry Sparks
20. Little Girl in my pants – Vic Damone
21. Get Up (I Feel Like Being A) Sex Machine in my pants – James Brown

I could play this game all night and day.  However, I think that’s a perfect place to end my pants shenanigans.  Normally, I’d wax on about each of those results, but I’ll leave the analysis up to you.  I will say my iPod is quite insightful.  In fact, I’m debating on turning this blog writing hobby over to the iPod, crafty devil that he is.

(don’t let the man get you down in my pants ::snicker:: )

(ooh, and consider yourself lucky Prince never came up in the shuffle…the very next song after getting America’s post title…Prince’s Soft and Wet…uhhh yeh)