Do you hate my blog? Are you close to deleting me from Bookmarks? This little ditty cracks me up. (and makes me a bit paranoid that i’m an annoying blogger) (insecurity red alert! insecurity red alert!) (pet me, pet me)
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You’re recipe for vegan eggnog is stoopid
I hissed and I booed it. And then I shooed it.
Teehee.
Oh Dee, you’re a good little blogger! Yes, you are! Yes, you are! (pet, pet)
But how come you don’t post?
I’m wagging my tail just for you, Mary Lynn. ::wag wag wag:: Thank you for petting me. Now if you can scratch right there…yeh, right there behind my ears…ohhhh yeeeaaaahhhhh…. ::wag wag wag::
LOL! How did I miss this one? Really? Awesome.
And really, we don’t hate your blog. In fact, there’s some serious lovin’ going on. Some huggy, smoochie, slobberin’ all over it lovin’.
How’s that? I’d better stop all the lovin’ because I’m not on the pill anymore and who knows what could happen… we might have a blog baby and it would be all attitude and great music and booty shakin’. Hey, actually our blog baby would probably be pretty fantastic. What say your blog and my blog get together for a date sometime?
Sigh…
Hell yeah, it’s blog fornication time. Ooh, we could video the whole affair and release a blog-on-blog sex tape. Filthy.
When the blog’s a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’.
Sigh…
Nasty. I love it. I think I need to grab a cold shower…